Dreams are Worth Following

• 2013-05-25 2,182 notes

  I’m not offended by homosexuality.

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  xdroox:

  toinfinityandbeyonce:

  me on my way to steal your man

  “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

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  mileyhighrus:

  i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

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  milakuntits:

  wvnderbar:

  that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

  #that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

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  jumpushfall:

  grapefruitshampoo:

  I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

  and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

  do you feel me?

  i taste you

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  bookninja4:

  politicsandhandgrenades:

  “Just do good”

  this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

  four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

  I’m so happy right now.

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  crumzinmahlap:

  did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

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  thosebowleggedhunters:

  niknak79:

  Home cinema

  you are the future

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  too-pretty-to-die:

  spooningcaptainamerica:

  neilpatrickheaven:

  dadegbert:

  “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

  the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

  the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

  The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

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  Source: jacknoir

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  zucchinis:

  wake up disney

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  hungrycurlyirishkittens:

  the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

  iseewhatyoudidier:

  fiftyshadesoffandoms:

  akiglancy:

  gayest sport on earth

  somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

  

  WHAT

  OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

  Jesus Christ

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  indecentboyfriends:

  What they want you to see 

  

  What it’s really like 

  

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  spacetwinks:

  highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

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